"Carefully, he draped the heavy cloth over the mirror on the dresser. 'Not tonight, Elaine', he whispered, 'not tonight', as a single tear rolled down his now emaciated face."
Always There With You, a novel about a woman who is having an affair with her husband's reflection.
Always There With You, a novel about a woman who is having an affair with her husband's reflection.
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"my head
is filled
...
with wool."
my head is filled with wool., an anthology of variations of one single poem which consists of the single line 'my head is filled with wool' repeated approximately 300 times throughout the book with different punctuation, typefaces and accents.
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"You there! With the playful trousers! How many times have you walked past a naked refrigerator on the street and wished you could just shake its delicious hand?"
Poo poo poo, Russsell Brand's latest attempt at engaging with the general public.
"I had tits and gravy for breakfast!"
Poo poo poo, Russsell Brand's latest attempt at engaging with the general public.
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"I had a bubble bath around midnight. It was surprisingly shit. And I usually love bubble baths."
Life-changing, a first-person account of a series of (not very) unusual experiences.
Life-changing, a first-person account of a series of (not very) unusual experiences.
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